Two Drunk Men in a Three Legged Race: The Leftist Agenda
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The Democratic machine’s primary flaw is that their premise in nearly everything they do is that the U.S. constituent base is as lethargic and apathetic and asleep as it traditionally has been over the past several decades. But the fact of the matter and the problem for liberals is that it’s wide awake. How is it that the left has been unable to comprehend this awakening? The midterms of 2010 proved to anyone with half a brain that the People would no longer allow themselves to be spoon-fed propaganda and rhetoric and be swayed towards whichever side served the sweetest political ice cream. Yet the liberals were utterly perplexed and confused about their huge losses that year, and spent a month futilely attempting to comprehend how their magic ice cream had not swayed the voters. Apparently, they never did figure it out.
Watching the goings on in the various Democratic campaigns across the country, in particular Obama’s campaign, the people watch with mild amusement as the Democrats repeatedly attempt, and fail, to convince us that high unemployment rates and skyrocketing prices are actually indications that our economy is on the rebound. We quizzically observe them as they stand before us and, through permanent Cheshire smiles, try to cause us to believe that what we REALLY need is to continue to drive up our deficit and expand government. And oh, that whole budget thing? Not necessary at all! Why, if we run out of money, we’ll simply print some more! Do they think that we’re stupid? Yes, they do.
The vain, desperate, and often strange attempts by the liberals mimics almost exactly the behavior of a small child toward their parent when they attempt to convince them of something blatantly absurd. I recall as a small boy hating nap time, and so I would lay in my bed for what felt to me like an hour, then walk into the living room in front of my mother, stretching, yawning, and rubbing my eyes as though I had just awakened from a deep sleep. She would swat me symbolically and send me back to my room, calling after me “it’s only been five minutes, mister. Get back to bed.” The Democratic machine is behaving this same way, seemingly incapable of comprehending the difference between how the grownups view the nation and how they view it. Time after time, day after day, they spend the millions of dollars being shoveled into their campaigns to try every way they know how to convince us that failure equates to success. Weird. Amusing, but weird.
On top of this apparent inability to assent to reality, they’re about as organized as two drunkards in a three legged race. While one leg of Obama’s campaign is focusing all of its might on convincing the people that Romney’s business record is appalling and poisonous, the other leg is telling us that it’s sterling and fully qualifies him to be President. And while one leg trips up the other, the velocity at which the Obama campaign switches from one failed talking point to the next is blatantly indicative of despair, fear, and a self-denied hopelessness and unwillingness to accept their inevitable political demise. It is sad, really, but extremely clear to the people: the liberal agenda has been weighed in the balance and found wanting, and absolutely nothing they can do or say will change that fact.
My primary concern at this point is more on a personal level for my fellow citizens that view the world and this country as these blind liberal elitists do. Will they ever be able to find their way back to reality? Even when we do restore this country in the next four years, will those individuals who expended so much of themselves and their resources to convince us that blue is red ever be able to comprehend the truth of the matter? Of this I am unsure. But if any of you on the extreme left are reading this and feeling the frustrations that come by trying to convince your mom that you took a long nap in the course of five minutes, just know that the people are still here for you as fellow citizens and will help you to recover your senses in whatever way we can. We are all in this together, and despite your attempts to destroy your own backyard by turning it into a European theme park, we will protect you from yourself.
